Friday, March 19, 2010

Surprise, surprise: Octomom needs cash

Poor Octomom needs cash again.

She is way behind in her house payments – about a half-million behind – and needs to get some Benjamins.

No telling how she got into this bind. Then again, it could have something to WITH HAVING A FOOTBALL TEAM OF CHILDREN without any visible means of support. Or even a hubby to bring home a paycheck now and then.

Anyhoo, to get through this little jam, she’s making the following options available to her fans, or even people who hate her:

$25, picture of you with her.

$50, autographed picture of you with her.

$75, authentic diaper from Octomom baby.

$100, autographed T-shirt that says, “I visited Octomom and all I got was this lousy shirt.”

If this doesn’t work out, she’s thinking of letting you legally adopt any or all of the kids -- for a hefty finder’s fee, of course.

Outrageous? Crass? Inhumane?

Would you expect anything else from her?

2 comments:

Anne said...

Does this mean her co-conspirator...Umm, I mean "doctor" isn't kicking in on the child support?
Looks like Dr. Phil was right.

Massive Ferguson said...

Where is the sperm donor?