Please, not another 'Real Housewives' show!

Just what we need; a fifth spinoff of “The Real Housewives of (fill in the blank).”

Is this a great country or what?

Some people thought that one of these monstrosities – the “Real Housewives of Orange County” – was enough.

No such luck.

It was soon followed by the “Real Housewives of Atlanta,” ad nauseum, and now the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.”

This, I believe, is too much of a good thing. Actually, too much of a bad thing.

If you haven’t had the pleasure, the people on the “Real Housewives” franchise are shallow, vain and uber-materialistic, devoid of real thoughts but overloaded with plastic surgery.

They make the rest of the characters on TV look like the clan on “The Waltons.”

Could it be worse? Yes.

All future episodes of the “Real Housewives” will be shot in high def.

Now we can get super detail on all the places on their suntanned, pampered bodies where silicone has been inserted and wrinkles have been removed.

I think I’ll pass on the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.”

There has to be something better on, like maybe a special on The History Channel on the many uses of soybeans.