Lazy robbers!

It’s happened again: another outbreak of lazy criminals.

What is happening to this once-great land of ours?

In the latest affront to all that is decent, a couple of bank robbers in Fairfield, Conn., called ahead so the employees would have a bag of money ready!

Sweet Mother of Pearl.

What are they teaching the punks these days in Crime 101?

A bank is not like a pizza joint. You don’t phone in an order ahead of time. Especially an illegal one, like robbery.

In the good ol’ days, crooks had the gumption to plan their crimes beforehand, do the leg work, case the joint and then pull the job without taking the easy way out.

Was it harder? Sure, but they had the satisfaction from knowing they gave their all for a job well-done.

A police officer said the clowns in this caper – who were caught, of course – were “not too bright.”

Duh. You could add “not too energetic.”

I hope the judge throws the book at ’em.

If there’s any justice in this world, they will spend the next 10 to 20 years turning big rocks into small rocks.