Messy Jesse

You have to give biker/jerk Jesse James this much:

He has done something that didn’t seem possible: He has topped Tiger Woods on the Ickiness Scale.

Jesse, of course, has become infamous lately for shaming wife Sandra Bullock with a series of sleazy affairs.

While ol’ Jess may not have been able to beat Tiger in the numbers game – and who could match a pro athlete’s stamina? – he made it up (sort of) by choosing quality over quantity. As in low quality.

First came the report that Mistress No. 1 was Michelle McGee, a skank who has as many tattoos as him.

(Maybe that’s what attracted him to her. Then again, maybe the fact that she was a woman was enough. Jesse doesn’t seem too picky.)

Anyhow, a photo soon surfaced of Michelle decked out in Nazi gear.

Charming. (Not.)

What could be worse? How about a photo surfacing of Jesse decked out in Nazi gear?
Now that’s ickiness squared.

This does seem like a low point in the tale, but I guess we shouldn't underestimate cheating hounds and the tramps they run with.

Whatever happens, however, it’s hard to wonder what a seemingly normal person like Sandra Bullock was thinking when she agreed to marry this obvious dirtbag.

If she comes out of this mess with her sanity and without an STD, she should consider herself very lucky.