10) “Obama admits spending frenzy will end ‘life as we know it’ ”
9) “Joe Biden confesses, ‘I like the sound of my own voice’ ”
8) “Big 3 CEOs agree Japanese cars are waaaay better”
7) “Rush vows to diet, give up cigars”
6) “Octomom says kids annoy her; putting brood up for adoption”
5) “McCain says, ‘Sarah Palin? What was I thinking?’ ”
4) “Palin says McCain looked ‘a lot older, kinda creepy’ in person”
3) “Al Gore finds something that can’t be blamed on global warming”
2) “Houston Texans proclaim end to rebuilding program.”
1) “Astros manager predicts winning season.”
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
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Glenn Beck admits that he's a pompous *ss.
New car dealers begin to respect potential customers as adults in their ads, ending the whiny, nasal, turn-the-radio-off-NOW "Iz it trewwwww? Iz it trewwwww?" thing forever.
Beaumont retailers finally realize that clerks with their faces full of diseased piercings are a turn-off to the customers.
But I LIKE diseased piercings.
Sven the Viking
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