Top 10, again

Top 10 warning signs that your computer has been infected with that darned Conficker worm:

10) You get message confirming that your trip to Beijing has been booked and your credit card has been billed for two first-class air fares.

9) Your computer suddenly talks to you in a disembodied voice eerily similar to the 1983 movie “WarGames” starring Matthew Broderick saying, “Shall … we … play … a … game?”

8) Your screensaver has changed to, “I got Conficked and all I got was this lousy screensaver!”

7) Your e-mail address has been changed to “I’mwithstupid@gmail.net”

6) You try to post a blog entry about Conficker when suddenl—lZf#3m/a’Qfo=ma$we’fol/m*e7wrDa’irp&qir+p6oqwKo/eirqp*wroi0qVwu2er;.mc/?c/,m3cn/vc~m/z1x