Clean 'n' mean

Hugo Chavez really is a tyrant.

Now he wants Venezuelans to take showers in 3 minutes.

Clearly, he’s all wet. He says if Venezuelans cut out the singing, they can get hosed down in 180 seconds.

“Three minutes is more than enough. I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink," he claimed.

Well, on something like that, you can’t trust your own nose. You have to ask the person standing next to you. He or she might have a different opinion about your B.O. factor.

For most people, 3 minutes is just the warm-up phase of a shower. That’s barely enough time to get wet, find the shampoo and curse somebody for taking the loofa and not putting it back.

All of this is just another reason to be against commies and dictators, not to mention commie dictators, of which Chavez is both.

Remember that this moron dissed President Bush at the U.N. a few years ago, saying he could smell the devil’s sulfur after Bush spoke.

Hugo, there was a different fragrance in the air, and it came from you.

Maybe for his next bathing experience, ol’ Hugo could take a dip in a deep part of the Gulf of Mexico.

If he ended up as shark supper, everybody would be happy.