Friday, July 24, 2009

A switch in time

If you want to have a sex-change operation, I think you should just go ahead and do it.

Don’t be like Richard Ramsey, who has decided to become Renee Ramsey … at the age of 77.

This is carrying procrastination too far. Renee said she felt like a woman in a man’s body since she was 13. That would be ’45, back when FDR was president.

She even served in the U.S. Army in Viet Nam as a Green Beret, and stayed in uniform for the 20-year pension.

Was married twice too. In fact, she waited for Wife No. 2 to die before becoming a woman herself. (Maybe she wanted to use those leftover dresses.)

Whatever. At least this should make those Army reunions a lot more interesting.

“Richard, is that you? You look … different!”

6 comments:

Mack said...

Oh, well, so much for the purported health care crisis.

Poncy Tworbt, MA said...

You brute.

Massive Ferguson said...

Stop talkin' 'bout Hardin County!

Sven the Viking said...

Hardin County? Whew! I's afraid it'd be Buna again.

Mack said...

This story reminds me of the archaic English usage, "a man of parts."

Anne said...

I heard he/she did it for the shoes! Imagine her horror when she discovered they were three sizes too small for her! And THEN! The ones left were just sooo last year, style-wise. Oh! The horror of it all.