Tough luck Chuck

You gotta feel sorry for Prince Charles.

He has big ears, he divorced one of the world’s most beautiful women for one of the, um, least beautiful, and as he turns 60 today, he’s still an apprentice.

That’s right, commoners. His title remains “prince,” not “king.”

And even though mom — a.k.a. Queen Elizabeth II — is 82, she wears that crown like she’s 62. And Liz could live a long time; her mother didn’t “drop the scepter” until she was 101!

You would think that mumsy would’ve given Chuck the title years ago. But noooooo. She just keeps hanging on and humiliating her oldest son.

You have to conclude she doesn’t think he’s up to the job; talk about an embarrassing vote of no confidence!

Why can’t she just quit and hand over the throne to Charles? I would think that being a retired queen is pretty easy. Hey, let’s face it; being an active queen isn’t that tough either.

Some day, I suppose, Charles will become king.

Let’s just hope he’s not too senile then to realize it.

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