Friday, November 21, 2008

Pacman, once again

So Adam “Pacman” Jones is going to get another chance to play football.

It’s about time!

Sure, the guy has messed up once or twice ... or a dozen times.

But he deserves a second chance … and a third chance … and a fourth chance … etc.

Jerry Jones, Cowboys owner and chief enabler, even said it was his fault that Pacman got into a fight with a security guard hired by the team in a vain attempt to keep him out of trouble.

Jerry, who clearly did not major in English at Arkansas, mumbled, “Yes, I do take responsibility for the fact that it was my own security that the issue was part of. Because it was my guy there that created the problem. ... The way that it was supposed to work in my mind, to some degree, we wouldn’t have had that problem.”

Clear enough for ya?

This time, Pacman will be freed of the heavy hand of team security and will be able to make his own decisions about what to do, who to hang out with and what to consume.

Look out, Big D!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

In his next career he could coach peewee football.

-- Mack