Relentless Ralph

You knew Ralph Nader would go down in history. And not just for SCREWING UP THE 2000 ELECTION!

No, Ralphie has found his niche in the Guinness Book of World Records. And not just for SCREWING UP THE 2000 ELECTION!

It seems that the Prince of Futility has officially made more political speeches in one day than anyone else. He uncorked nearly 300 minutes of air time at 21 separate towns in Massachusetts the other day.

First, what did those poor cities do to deserve the Ralph marathon?

I don’t know about you, but I would rather be waterboarded for 300 minutes than listen for that long to that smug, self-proclaimed expert WHO SCREWED UP THE 2000 ELECTION!

I know, I know. We shouldn’t hold grudges. If Al Gore had run a better campaign in 2000, he would have won anyway despite Nader’s kamikaze mission.

Still, he’s annoying, he keeps running for president every four years and HE SCREWED UP THE 2000 ELECTION!