Isn't it time for former presidential candidate John Edwards to shut up and go away?
Now we learn that Johnny Boy will testify under oath “about his relationship with mistress Rielle Hunter, facing questions about the infamous sex tape and whether he spent campaign funds to hide the relationship.”
This is too much of a good thing.
There was a time when this sex scandal, like all sex scandals, was more fun than a day at the circus.
After all, you had all the ingredients: A pompous politicians, a jealous wife, a sex tape, an illegitimate child, a beautiful mistress.
(OK, a basically unattractive mistress, but she was still The Other Woman.)
But now, it just seems more tired than titillating.
And after Tiger Woods and Jesse James, Johnny just doesn’t measure up in the Infidelity Index.
Tiger was banging skanks by the platoon. Jesse hooked up with a tramp who had more tattoos than him.
What can the former senator and Democratic darling bring to the table? A furtive affair with a loopy campaign aide?
Sorry, that just doesn’t cut it any more.
Unless they can spice it up a little, I’m officially bailing out of this one.
Besides, one of Tiger’s bimbos is probably going to have another juicy tidbit any day now.
Friday, April 23, 2010
Please, no more John Edwards
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Just what does it say about a powerful,rich, politically connected white man when his choice of mistresses is sooo LAME? What is this country coming to when a politician can't even figure out the difference between pretty(at a bare minimum,) and drop dead gorgeous being the correct answer and just butt ugly choice? What has this once great country come to when THIS is the best we can produce for our future candidates?!?
Look at France! Now THERE'S a country who knows exactly how to fool around in full view of cameras, the wife and kids AND the panting electorate.
Our once great country should lower its head in shame! Just think of all the wasted bimbo talent out there, unemployed, alone on the satin sheets, down to the last fur coat and about to lose the New York apartment!
I could just snort holding back my giggles...er..tears! Yeah. That's it. Tears.
I'm waiting for a Tiger Woods connection here.
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