Weird but true

These are strange times we live in.

A review of real news looks like something from The Onion:

Former GOP Congressman Tom “The Hammer” DeLay is going on “Dancing With the Stars.”

(He moves pretty well for an older guy, but when he’s on the floor, he keeps shifting to the right.)

Someone named Y.E. Yang has beaten Tiger Woods on the last day of a major tournament.

(Even more incredibly, Yang didn’t start playing golf until he was 19. Seriously!)

And Omarosa is going to become a minister! That’s right, the trash-talking, hard-driving veteran of “The Apprentice” and other reality TV shows is going to become a woman of the cloth.

(Title of her first sermon: “Turn the other cheek — unless you need to bitch-slap that hussy first.”)

Oh, well. If everything was predictable, life would be boring. Heck, maybe that Astros-Rangers World Series will happen this year after all!

… OK, I did go a little overboard there.