So Drew Peterson, former Illinois police sergeant, finally got indicted for murder. No surprise there, as anyone who has been following this tabloid drama would know.
But how come it took so long? And how come it was for killing Wife No. 3 and not Wife No. 4? Shouldn’t these things go in order?
By the way, what do you call Drew’s Wife No. 1 and Wife No. 2? How about “lucky,” as they didn’t wake up dead or go “missing” like the last two.
Drew must be dumb. He must not know A) You shouldn’t kill people, and B) You shouldn’t kill them in a pattern. Jeez, you might as well hang a sign around your neck reading, “I am a serial killer.”
Can it get any worse for Deadly Drew? Well, yes it can.
His appearance on an HBO reality show set in a Nevada brothel has been nixed.
An HBO spokeswoman even said the network would cancel the aptly named “Cathouse” before allowing him on it.
That’s pretty bad, when you’re not moral enough for a sleazy reality show.
If there’s any justice, and often there isn’t, Drew will spend the rest of his life inside a public facility with steep walls and stern guards.
In fact, the best he can hope for is getting former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich as a cellmate.
Which, by the way, would be about the worst thing that could happen to Blago when he gets locked up.
But hey, whoever said life was fair?
Thursday, May 07, 2009
Deadly Drew
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What's up with all these murderers named Drew Peterson/Pedersen? Can't these people with these names think of SOME OTHER HOBBY? Dang! Go fishing! Oh, no, not that. Uh, take a helpful civil service type job crushing crimes like murder. Oh, "S" word. Not that either.
Women of the world, word up! Don't marry ANYONE named Drew. Or Peterson/Pedersen.
In fact, just check in with Homeland Security before you even try on that ring, no matter what the heck his name is.
Drew Peterson and our own local Officer Pantsdown almost -- almost -- make Quanell Ralphy X look like a man of character.
Maybe the arbitater will send him back to work with full pay and benefits.
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