Obama whammy

Hmmm. Just three days after he is inaugurated, Barack Obama, the liberal who relentlessly criticized George Bush for being too hawkish, gives the OK for three — count ’em, three! — missile strikes from an unmanned drone in northern Pakistan along the border with Afghanistan.

At least five terrorists are believed to have woken up in the Afterlife when the dust cleared.

Finally, a flip-flopping politician I can support!