Inmate of the Year

Our nominee for Inmate of the Year is … Jimmy Folsom.

And who can be surprised, with a last name like that?

Anyway, Jimmy is a guest of the state in Huntsville.

But he had bigger ambitions. He wanted to serve his time in New Hampshire.

Why? Well,’cause Jimmy heard that the Granite State state pen was pretty snazzy.

But how to get from here to there?

Simple. Mail death threats to the New Hampshire attorney general.

Jimmy did that, pleaded guilty to the crime, and got all set to move out.

Alas, mailing death threats is a federal crime, and tiny New Hampshire doesn’t have a federal prison.

So all Jimmy will do is spend more time in Texas, which is exactly where he doesn’t want to be!

... I said Jimmy was Inmate of the Year. I didn’t say he was smart.