Drama does Dallas

Everything is fine with the Dallas Cowboys.

Annoying media reports that the team is split with dissension because of the egomaniac Terrell Owens are completely untrue.

OK. T.O. is ticked about “secret meetings” that QB Tony Romo and TE Jason Witten are having, resulting in — horrors! — fewer balls thrown to T.O.

And Romo and Whitten are denying that the secret meetings take place … on Wednesdays at 2:45 in the film room.

And cornerback Terence Newman is saying it’s about time for coaches to ’fess up to their mistakes just like players do all the time.

And the egomaniac owner Jerry Jones is insisting that even though he met with T.O. for about 10 minutes the other day, it wasn’t, well, you know, a “meeting.”

Meanwhile, poor Wade Phillips tries to ringmaster this circus and figure out a way to deal with the latest insult from Jones that undercuts his authority as head coach.

Other than those things, all is well with this team.

In fact, because of all the harmony and goodwill, they’ll probably go on to beat the Giants Sunday night and make the playoffs.

Not.