Friday, January 22, 2010

How government works

This one came across e-mail the other day.

You may think it is funny. If you don't, you probably work for the government:

HOW GOVERNMENT WORKS

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman's position and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people -- one person to write the instructions and one person to do time studies.

Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people -- one to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they added a time keeper and a payroll officer.

Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
So they created an administrative section and hired three people -- an administrative officer, assistant administrative officer and a legal secretary.

Then Congress said, "We have had this department in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget. We must cut back."

So they laid off the night watchman.

5 comments:

Sven the Viking said...

Is this a B.I.S.D. thing?

Massive Ferguson said...

"Your attitude's been noticed, you know."

-- Soviet Block Warden in DOCTOR ZHIVAGO

Anonymous said...

Oh that hits way too close to home for this government employee!!!!

Mack said...

The Soviet Union murdered millions and millions of its own government employees. After offing the farmers and shopkeepers and entrepreneurs.

Massive Ferguson said...

It's all George Bush's fault.