It’s happened again.
Another pathetic criminal has revealed that this country is losing its edge.
In the latest affront, a 20-year-old burglar had to be driven to his target home … by his mommy!
That’s right, Mr. and Mrs. America. The little punk didn’t even have enough gumption to find his own ride – or Lord forbid, drive himself!
John Dillinger must be rolling over in his grave.
What is wrong with this once-great country of ours? We can’t even produce decent criminals.
How in the hell are we going to do something really hard, like putting a man on Mars or designing a mid-sized SUV that will get 20 miles to the gallon?
Somebody needs to sit this twerp down and level with him, as in:
“Listen up, Skippy! Mommy isn’t always going to be there to hold your widdle hand!
“You need to man up and start doing these jobs on your own. And that means all the way, from casing the joint, finding a point of entry, cutting the phone lines to managing a clean getaway. And yes, you have to fence your own loot too!
“Get with the program, loser. It’s called being an adult!”
Please tell me this clown didn’t ask for mommy to tuck him in at night at the jail.
Monday, January 25, 2010
Bungling burglar
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7 comments:
Does Doctor Thomas have someone to drive him to the scene of his, um, activities?
By cracky, in my day we walked up hill both ways to break into a house, an' we stole us a apple and a orange an' we wuz GLAD to steal us a apple and a organeg. Kids these day...uh, uh, uh.
Hey, Rush Windbag is big into family values. A mother and a son. Bonding. So touching.
This sort of thing will go on and on until we have pro football in Beaumont to give the young men a focus in their lives.
It's George Bush's fault.
It's the public schoolteachers' fault.
I f only people beat theer kids more and red 'em the Bible theyd be better keds. Just sayin' U no what I mean.
-- Quaaludus Smith, Reverend Doctor Brother Master Bishop of the Brite Lite Free Will 4-Squaer Full Gospel Holyness Missionary Tempel of the Lamb and Outreach Ministries International. Catch my Disciples. collecting money for Haiti in Lumberton.
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