Thursday, September 17, 2009

He’s with stupid

Meet Doug Jones, the most annoyingly stupid man of the year.

Why? Because for more than a year he threw thousands of golf balls into Joshua Tree National Park in California, supposedly to “honor deceased golfers.”

As if that weren’t bad enough, this rocket scientist “also scattered a few tennis balls and park literature and left fruit and vegetables along park roads,” according to the AP.

The food, in case you are interested, was for "stranded hikers." Uh-huh.

Park rangers spent 370 hours cleaning up his litter/offerings.

No word on the punishment, but I’d think about chaining him to a stake in a reeaally remote part of the park for a few nights.

If it scares the crap out of him and he lives, he probably won’t repeat his stunt.

If a mountain lion or bear has other plans in store for him, well, no great loss.

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