Nailing Naomi

Thank God Naomi Campbell didn’t get hard time.

The poor woman already suffers enough, being cursed to go through life as a millionaire model. Putting her in jail for that little “air rage” incident would be, like, totally unfair.

I mean, she only kicked and spat at two cops, spewed curses at flight attendants and demanded that the pilot of the plane delay the flight to look for her missing bag.

Don’t they know who she is!!!

Fortunately, Naomi only had to pay a silly fine and do 200 hours of community service. If there’s any justice in England, that stint could be something like advising aspiring models on the best shade of lipstick to match their nail polish.

Her spokesman (apparently one who hasn’t been cuffed around yet) said outside the court that Naomi looked forward to telling her side of the story.

Indeed, why won’t “they” let Naomi explain this stupid misunderstanding?

Poor, poor Naomi. The next time you read about a crime victim or someone with a terrible disease, remember that she has it a lot worse.

All she wants is to be treated like a goddess by idiots who should realize how lucky they are to be in her presence! Really, is that asking too much?