Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Benson busted

Cedric the Entertainer is a funny, talented guy.

He is not to be confused with Cedric the Football Player. He is an idiot, or at least he is acting like one lately.

Benson managed to get arrested twice in a month for being drunk in the wrong place. The first time was on a boat. The second time was in a car.

At that rate, the third time will apparently be on a horse or bicycle. Please make your predictions now.

The second time was once too often for the Chicago Bears, his former employer. Their GM said he had “displayed a pattern of behavior we will not tolerate. … Everyone in this organization is held accountable for their actions.”

So just like that, the former UT star and first-round draft pick is looking for a job.

Can you guess where he will end up?

Well, there are two teams in the NFL that love troublemakers and misfits. One is the Oakland Raiders. The other is in Dallas.

My guess is that another former disgraced Bear, Tank Johnson, is about to be reunited with his old teammate.

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