Al Gore keeps winning!

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — (Surreal News Network) — Just days after winning the Nobel Peace Prize for his visionary work about global warming, former Vice President Al Gore also won Time Magazine’s “Man of the Year” for 2007 along with MVP in the National League and was declared People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive.”

“I’m overwhelmed,” Gore said to cheering supporters at his Tennessee home. “I knew I had Man of the Year sewed up, but I was afraid I’d have to wait three more months and pretend that other people had a chance. … I really hadn’t played baseball since I was a kid, but if this award will further the battle against global warming, then the world will truly be a better place. … And my wife Tipper has always known that I’m one hot dude — that’s hot in a good way, of course, not in a bad way, like global warming.”

Gore, who also won an Oscar for his documentary film about global warming, “An Inconvenient Truth,” is also believed to be a strong candidate for MTV’s Male Artist of the Year.

More on this story as it develops.