Is your head empty yet?

Was it just me, or did you notice it too?

Whaddya mean, “What the #@*& am I blogging about?”

I am referring, of course, to that very important event that transpired on Friday.

World Still Mind Day.

That’s right, dear readers.

The School of Metaphysics declared July 25 to be World Still Mind Day.

The goal, according to Dr. Daniel Condron, a lifelong meditator who teaches there, is to bring “people together to relax, calm and still the mind, and thereby find peace.”

It must have worked. I didn’t notice any new wars breaking out on Friday.

On the other hand, I didn’t notice much letup in the wars already going on. I guess it all depends on how you defend success.

But getting back to this “still mind” concept. Dr. Condron says, “The cause of most of the world’s troubles, wars and problems is too much thinking.”

Our goal should be to “think less thoughts, enjoy the space between your thoughts, and experience the blissful peace within.”

Riiiggghhtt.

By the way, if you care to take a couple of courses at the School of Metaphysics, you should know where it’s at.

That would be in a Missouri town called Windyville.

Indeed, where else would it be?