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Here's another Internet nugget that's better than the usual spam:

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here’s the final word on nutrition and health:

1) Japanese people eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2) Mexican people eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3) Chinese people drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

4) Italian people drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5) German people drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink whatever the hell you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you, but the U.S. government is trying to correct the problem.