Internet yuks

This one has been bouncing around the Internet. If you haven’t seen it, it’s worth a laugh. If I see any good ones that poke fun at the other side, I’ll post them later:

Dear Miss Lonely Hearts:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job, he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college, he doesn’t even pretend to like me. He doesn’t even defend my reputation when people suggest there’s something wrong with me.

What should I do?

(signed) Clueless

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don’t need him anymore! You’re a U.S. senator from New York running for president of the United States. Act like one!