Sayonara, Osama

As if we aren’t sad enough with the approaching anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, we are going to have to put up with yet another videotape from the master murderer himself, Osama bin Laden.

A still from the upcoming release has already been posted on al Qaida Web site, and the video is expected to hit the ’Net anytime now. That’s al Qaida for you — 21st century tactics, 12th century thought.

It would be Osama’s first video since 2004. Apparently, life on the run in a series of dank caves isn’t all that much fun after all.

It’s amazing that anybody still thinks this moron is some kind of genius. He bolted like a coward as soon as we came after him. His only accomplishment since then has been staying alive.

I’m tired of him and his primitive rants.

The only video I want to see of him is one from an Air Force UCAV, an unmanned combat aerial vehicle, as a smart bomb streaks toward him.

That expression on his face as he looks up in that last millisecond will be priceless.

Until then, sleep well, Osama. Your suite in Hell is waiting.