Britney Quiz

To heck with the presidential race, world peace and stuff like that. Let’s talk about something really important — Britney Spears.

As part of a research project by a major think tank, people like you are being asked to take the following Britney Quiz. It will take only a few seconds, so please give it a whirl:

1) When you hear about the latest antics of Britney, you think she is:
A) Loony
B) Wacky
C) Crazy

2) You used to admire Britney in a vague sort of way, but now you think she is:
A) Loony
B) Wacky
C) Crazy

3) Compared to flakes like Amy Winehouse, Robert Downey Jr. and Sean Penn, Britney is:
A) Loony
B) Wacky
C) Crazy

4) The bizarre behavior that caused Britney to lose custody of her kids suggests she is:
A) Loony
B) Wacky
C) Crazy

5) When Britney hits the booze and pills, she acts:
A) Loony
B) Wacky
C) Crazy

Thank you for your cooperation. This blog will be updated when Britney goes into rehab again.