More 'Net nuggets

More Internet wisdom, better than the usual spam:

My sister got this from a friend of hers in Ireland:

“We, in Ireland, can’t figure out why people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.

“On one side, you have a woman who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, running against a lawyer who is married to a woman who is a lawyer.

“On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good-looking woman who owns a beer distributorship.

“What are you laddies over there thinking?”