Top 10 April Fool’s headlines:

1) “Houston Astros expected to dominate National League this year”

2) “Reality TV shows coming to an end”

3) “Hurricane forecasters admit they flip coins to make predictions”

4) “Obama says deficit must be slashed immediately with major spending cuts”

5) “Glenn Beck says, ‘Deep down inside, I really respect Obama’ ”

6) “Terrell Owens confesses: ‘I was a jerk’ “

7) “Gov. Rick Perry, famous for great hair, wears a wig”

8) “Curling Federation agrees: Our sport is stupid”

9) “Singer Ricky Martin announces he is gay” (OK, that one really did happen.)

10) “Slugger Mark McGwire admits he used steroids!” (Uh, ditto on that one too.)