Parking lot justice

Is this a great country or what?

A carjacker in North Carolina was discouraged from practicing his profession by onlookers. They saw him beating the car’s owner in a grocery store parking lot just south of Raleigh as he tried to steal the wheels.

Fortunately, they didn’t just stand around and say, “My, my. Isn’t that a shame.”

They commenced to open up a can of whup-ass on the carjacker — including one Good Samaritan who … here it comes …

Beat the carjacker with a frozen turkey!

Despite their best efforts, the carjacker jacked the car and drove away. (Darn!)

But the cops caught him a short time later. (Hooray!)

And better still, he had serious head injuries and had to be hospitalized! (Double hooray!)

No word on the turkey’s condition.